"Hello, ladies, look at your striker, now back to Dontearse, now back at your striker, now back to Dontearse. Sadly, he is't Dontearse, but if he stopped using lame melee attacks and switched to cosmic sorcerer, he could strike like Dontearse. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the Dontearse your striker could strike like. What's in your hand, back at Dontearse. I have it, it's an oyster with two rituals that do that thing you love. Look again, the ritual scrolls are now astral diamonds. Anything is possible when your striker strikes like Dontearse and not a ranger. I'm on a dragon."

RIGHT! So this is the base I made to start filling out Dontearse's tattoos. He is too pretty. Very pretty gnome. But he has a 18 STR and a 20 CHA, so yeah... makes sense he is pretty even though he is a freakin' caster! 4.0 is weird like that.

When I look at the picture, I hear that Old Spice commercial.

The dragon comment is in reference to him receiving a summon-able shadow dragon. My has he grown/changed since the start of the game! Blessed by the goddess of Knowledge, picked up ritual casting, married with 5 kids! He is the head scholar's right-hand-man and reports directly to the king.

Don't get me started on Damakos...

Reference credit -

Photo by Portia Shao
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Model - Jason Aaron Baca
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