Oi vay, this hits a little too close to home. XD I assume this is satire of the new "Pikmin" game, yeah? I just discovered the series and I adore "Pikmin 3", so hearing the news about the new 2D side-scrolling was a bit of a letdown, although it looks decent enough as a spin-off.
Actually, now that I think about it, "Endless Ocean Amiibo Adventure" sounds awesome.