"Ok, but ACTUALLY what if pokemon was ACTUALLY realistic?? "
Gee I love walking with pikachu, omg another trainer, I WANT TO FIGHT. (then boobs girl apopears) HOLY SHIT, BOOBS! (loud screaming) PIKACHU USE THUNDERSHOCK!! *hits nipples* (anthony nipples) AHHHHHHHHH!!!
(cut out to them on couch)
"I guess it would be stupid if pokemon was actually realistic."