Splash Yum Pink Tasty

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Splash Yum Pink Tasty

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Score
4.06 / 5.00

Date
07/07/2009
Category
Illustration
File Info
840 x 1000 px
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712.8 kb
Tags
fish
pussy
machine
vending

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Author Comments

When I was a kid, I was swimming in some huge indoor public pool somewhere near Colorado Springs...a recreation center of sorts, I guess. I was slowly wading out of the shallow end, closer to the deeper end, kinda tip-toeing under the water to to keep my head above it. I went a little too far and started panicking because I couldn't swim, and in my panic I swallowed some water and the shit hit the fan. I was scared to death, choking on water and thrashing around really hard to try and save myself (mindless thrashing doesn't work BTW). Outta the corner of my eye, I catch a blurry shot of the lifeguard diving into the pool, then she shot over like a lazer and dragged my worthless body outta the water like some pathetic, limpdick ragdoll. I was really out of it, and I had to puke up a ton of water - then walk the perimeter of the pool all the way back to the changing room. Everyone in and around the pool was staring at me the entire way there.

I recall feeling mega embarrassed during that long-ass walk, with everyone sitting in silence and eyeballing me. It's strange though...for all these years, I've always chalked that situation up as embarrassing - but never once appreciated the fact that some lady pretty much saved my life. Yeah, it's safe to say that I woulda been in some serious shit if she wasn't there. And I didn't even say thanks.

You bet your ass I know how to swim now, though. True story!

^ Oh, I drew this for some japanese vending machine thing we started here on NG. ^

Reviews


Mr-IzanMr-Izan

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

accurate portrayal

yeah this is definitely some shit they'd pull in japan. fuckin' weirdo's.


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JonnyLooJonnyLoo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Curiosity

Would i feel anything if i reach anything down there? or is it just a plain whole?



lilclipstalilclipsta

Rated 5 / 5 stars

damn dude u culda died

awsome work your one of my favorite artists



valehvaleh

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good

I like your story, i know how it feels being so close to death and now that i think about it, its kinda funny.



ILikeNGartILikeNGart

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hilarious

this one is probably one of my favorites its hilarious and very welly drawn (i think) good work