Splash Yum Pink Tasty
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- 116,394
- Score
- 4.08 / 5.00
- Date
- 07/07/2009
- Category
- Illustration
- File Info
- 840 x 1000 px
- JPEG
- 712.8 kb
- Tags
- fish
- pussy
- machine
- vending
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Author Comments
When I was a kid, I was swimming in some huge indoor public pool somewhere near Colorado Springs...a recreation center of sorts, I guess. I was slowly wading out of the shallow end, closer to the deeper end, kinda tip-toeing under the water to to keep my head above it. I went a little too far and started panicking because I couldn't swim, and in my panic I swallowed some water and the shit hit the fan. I was scared to death, choking on water and thrashing around really hard to try and save myself (mindless thrashing doesn't work BTW). Outta the corner of my eye, I catch a blurry shot of the lifeguard diving into the pool, then she shot over like a lazer and dragged my worthless body outta the water like some pathetic, limpdick ragdoll. I was really out of it, and I had to puke up a ton of water - then walk the perimeter of the pool all the way back to the changing room. Everyone in and around the pool was staring at me the entire way there.
I recall feeling mega embarrassed during that long-ass walk, with everyone sitting in silence and eyeballing me. It's strange though...for all these years, I've always chalked that situation up as embarrassing - but never once appreciated the fact that some lady pretty much saved my life. Yeah, it's safe to say that I woulda been in some serious shit if she wasn't there. And I didn't even say thanks.
You bet your ass I know how to swim now, though. True story!
^ Oh, I drew this for some japanese vending machine thing we started here on NG. ^
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jul 18, 2010
DUDE!
Wide Open! Just like Brittney & Jamie-Lynn!!!
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jun 21, 2010
Holy sweet mary.
Now that is a vending machine I would want to use. Emphasis on use.
Rated 5 / 5 stars Apr 28, 2010
heh wow
the vagina looks kinda weird but the artwork itself is really good. confusing to the eyes but really good.
Rated 5 / 5 stars Apr 26, 2010
I can't help but think...
...that the prize will taste like oranges and fish vagina. Very...refreshing? fish vagina.
The little things (like reaching into the fish's vag to get the treat) made me giggle, though. I would NOT be surprised to see this on the streets of Japan.
Rated 5 / 5 stars Feb 26, 2010
WTF...
IS WRONG WITH YOU?> make more and seek help