Splash Yum Pink Tasty

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Splash Yum Pink Tasty

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4.06 / 5.00

Date
07/07/2009
Category
Illustration
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840 x 1000 px
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712.8 kb
Tags
fish
pussy
machine
vending

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When I was a kid, I was swimming in some huge indoor public pool somewhere near Colorado Springs...a recreation center of sorts, I guess. I was slowly wading out of the shallow end, closer to the deeper end, kinda tip-toeing under the water to to keep my head above it. I went a little too far and started panicking because I couldn't swim, and in my panic I swallowed some water and the shit hit the fan. I was scared to death, choking on water and thrashing around really hard to try and save myself (mindless thrashing doesn't work BTW). Outta the corner of my eye, I catch a blurry shot of the lifeguard diving into the pool, then she shot over like a lazer and dragged my worthless body outta the water like some pathetic, limpdick ragdoll. I was really out of it, and I had to puke up a ton of water - then walk the perimeter of the pool all the way back to the changing room. Everyone in and around the pool was staring at me the entire way there.

I recall feeling mega embarrassed during that long-ass walk, with everyone sitting in silence and eyeballing me. It's strange though...for all these years, I've always chalked that situation up as embarrassing - but never once appreciated the fact that some lady pretty much saved my life. Yeah, it's safe to say that I woulda been in some serious shit if she wasn't there. And I didn't even say thanks.

You bet your ass I know how to swim now, though. True story!

^ Oh, I drew this for some japanese vending machine thing we started here on NG. ^

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power-to-the-playerspower-to-the-players

Rated 5 / 5 stars

pfft... that happened to me 4 times before i learned to swim.



solderboy321solderboy321

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol i wanna taste one



googletopergoogletoper

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lololol!
By the way guy under me is awsome! Ps vagina fruit vending machine? Idk... how long do they last? Lol



ErichoEricho

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That's random

It was nice of you to include that detailed description of a significant event in your life. It's hilarious how you mention it and then suddenly you draw a vending machine with a vagina on it. That's influence for you. What's so great about this is that you keep up the notion of developing bright and vibrant colors. I love how the fish is just showing her vagina to the world. All of the fruits are detailed well on the side of the machine too.

I imagine that the thing you are depicting here on the fish would taste sweet too. What a great idea for a marketing campagain! It's neat how you also have your personal logo on the side of the machine. You might be twisted, but have definitley had some creative stuff come out of it! I love how there's so many shadings in this too. This is probably my favorite pornographic piece on the entire website.


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gario22gario22

Rated 5 / 5 stars

that is some story....

nice vending machine! :D