Splash Yum Pink Tasty
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- Score
- 4.08 / 5.00
- Date
- 07/07/2009
- Category
- Illustration
- File Info
- 840 x 1000 px
- JPEG
- 712.8 kb
- Tags
- fish
- pussy
- machine
- vending
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Author Comments
When I was a kid, I was swimming in some huge indoor public pool somewhere near Colorado Springs...a recreation center of sorts, I guess. I was slowly wading out of the shallow end, closer to the deeper end, kinda tip-toeing under the water to to keep my head above it. I went a little too far and started panicking because I couldn't swim, and in my panic I swallowed some water and the shit hit the fan. I was scared to death, choking on water and thrashing around really hard to try and save myself (mindless thrashing doesn't work BTW). Outta the corner of my eye, I catch a blurry shot of the lifeguard diving into the pool, then she shot over like a lazer and dragged my worthless body outta the water like some pathetic, limpdick ragdoll. I was really out of it, and I had to puke up a ton of water - then walk the perimeter of the pool all the way back to the changing room. Everyone in and around the pool was staring at me the entire way there.
I recall feeling mega embarrassed during that long-ass walk, with everyone sitting in silence and eyeballing me. It's strange though...for all these years, I've always chalked that situation up as embarrassing - but never once appreciated the fact that some lady pretty much saved my life. Yeah, it's safe to say that I woulda been in some serious shit if she wasn't there. And I didn't even say thanks.
You bet your ass I know how to swim now, though. True story!
^ Oh, I drew this for some japanese vending machine thing we started here on NG. ^
Reviews
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars Jul 11, 2009
maybe the drowning was a sign
stay away from the evangelicals. They're crazier and more dangerous than OJ, Mike Tyson, and Charles Manson put together.
As to the 'artwork,' how do you select a flavor?
You press the yellow citrus wedge button for lemon and the orange slice button for orange? AFTER YOU DEPOSIT SOM YENZ @_@ ching chang
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jul 10, 2009
Beautiful, to be honest...
The only thing that I don't get is what exactly comes out of this machine. Is it like citrus-flavored fleshlight miniatures?
Yea, something like that. The Japanese are weird.
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jul 10, 2009
Very good anatomical structures!
I'm always amazed when someone draws a fairly accurate picture of female genitalia, but you're spot-on!
Probably an odd compliment, but the vaginal introitus is stellar. That you did so well on everything and THEN also included detailed, accurate urethral mucosa is nothing short of amazing. =)
Excellent work!
PS: yeah this is odd reviewing a pussy-fish vending machine. ;)
Girls gotta piss too! Well, that's the rumor at least...I think it was confirmed sometime last year.
In retrospect, the urethral opening woulda made a stellar coin return.
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jul 10, 2009
real mature
to think of that youd have to be trippin hard like stamper
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jul 8, 2009
Again, funny story
I enjoy your reading material in the descriptions, very relative stories. And your artworks is always amazing.