Stamper

Author

Stamper


Date Submitted

07/02/2009 | 01:20PM EST

Category & Size

Illustration | 765 x 900 px

Tags

devil | crunch | cereal | sparda

Current Score

4.54 / 5.00

273 votes | 9,860 views

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I'm gonna cut myself.

What a pupu platter.

Try harder, almost there!

Hey this is alright!

That's some hot wasabi!

Saranghamnida!

Devil May Crunch

Rated E
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Author's Comments

Does anyone remember like the 90s when they sold Nintendo cereal, and the box was split down the middle? One half was Mario cereal and the other half was Zelda cereal. Most people picked their favorite side, but I recall both sides tasting the same. You'd go over to like your friends house and like the Zelda side would be completely empty and he'd be like "yeah we have some Mario left, I ate all the Zelda though."

The Mario side had like, red and blue pieces, and the Zelda side had yellow and green pieces. If memory serves me right, they were sorta like Fruity Pebbles (one of the best cereals ever, by the way), but even Fruity Pebbles taste different individually. The yellow pieces are clearly lemon. Sometimes I really wanna spend a day or 2 splitting an entire Fruity Pebbles box into colors, then enjoying each color to see which one tastes the best. Probably the green one.

The Nintendo cereal probably wasn't like Fruity Pebbles at all. You know how you recall shit from childhood as an adult, then after some research you discover that you're completely off base? I mean, for all I know, Nintendo cereal didn't even exist.

Either way I did this for a cereal box thread here on NG.
http://www.newgrounds.com /bbs/topic/677565

The faces are kinda jacked but whatever. I love Devil May Cry. 3 was the best, in my opinion. 4 was good but eh...too many repeating scenarios, and Nero was sort of a faggot pussy. The games seem to follow a pattern though - 1 was good, 2 was not. 3 was great, 4 was not. 5 should be killer, with this logic! Or like most things, they'll bomb twice in a row and cancel the franchise. I guess we'll find out.

Oh Nintendo cereal DID exist. I just looked it up. I was totally wrong about the colors...although I still feel that they should be reversed. Like, go pull up a picture - Link's cereal clearly fits Mario better, and vice-versa. I guess I might be wrong on the flavors, too...one side was berry and one side was fruity or something. But aren't berries fruits? Why do people keep splitting those up? That's like saying "this one is meat flavored, but this one is beef flavored."

Oh, and they were nothing like Fruity Pebbles, as it turns out. They look more like colorful Kix. Kid tested, mother approved!

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Average Score: 9.8 / 10

Score: 10
roxaskid2462

"BRILLIANT!!!!"

date: November 16, 2009

everyone knows you can't have a whole day of slaying monsters and gouls without having a nutritional breakfast! i would deffinetly buy this if i saw it. have you talked to any of the major breakfast companies and capcom about making this??

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Score: 10
Idealist

"yum"

date: November 8, 2009

it makes me want to eat blue/straw berry chex cereal with little marshmellows thrown in

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Score: 10
BFOverlord

"Great!"

date: November 1, 2009

I just thought I should add to your little philosophical self-debate by adding you buy Meat Bologna, or Beef Bologna...

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Score: 8
Catalyste

"Heck yeah I remember that!"

date: October 23, 2009

It was like late nineties or something like that. One side was one flavor, the other side was another. I think it may have ended in 2000 or something...I'm trying to remember who else they did that with, because it wasn't just Nintendo.

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Score: 9
Myth-Darkstar

"Lol"

date: October 4, 2009

The bowls look cool. lol

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Score: 10
bocodamondo

"totaly awesome :D"

date: October 3, 2009

but vergil's katanak "yamato' is bad drawed

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Score: 10
FireSkull3

"LOL"

date: September 22, 2009

Warning: 'Radical' Color Cancer Has Been Reported.

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Score: 10
Redoxy

"Nice Drawing"

by: Redoxy
date: September 17, 2009

It Looks Great And delicious too

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Score: 10
LinaInverseFan

"Devil May Have Suger Rush Powers."

date: September 10, 2009

I would not put it past General Mills to add these characters on the front of cereal boxes when DMC5 comes out. They always are looking for some excuse to hide there over 20 year old toon mascots. This was very well executed as far as funny fan-arts and promotional parody's go. Proportions, shading, coloring, and texture are very vivid as well as abundant. The background and text font are perfect. Keep it up!

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Score: 8
hawkmuffinz

"Thoughts"

date: September 7, 2009

I love being able to read peoples thought trains, honestly you coulda just submitted the description, i would've given it an 8, it was my favorite part of this.

I know you already said it, but dantes face is super jacked, like what the hell.

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Score: 10
zombiemaster

"damn"

date: September 4, 2009

i declare breakfest time
om nom nom nom nom nom nom
anyways that look like it could be a real cearal

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Score: 10
Jibiez410

"Really...."

date: August 30, 2009

I mean really...If this shit was a cereal i would buy them,i'm sooo fucking serious....they look delicious

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Score: 10
SidQc13

"hmmm look tasty"

date: August 19, 2009

nice drawing stamper keep it up

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Score: 10
GlebGuy

"Wow!"

date: August 19, 2009

I'd buy that!!

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Score: 10
KingOfDecepticons

"*choke*"

date: August 16, 2009

*dies laughing*

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Score: 10
will8600

"lol. nice"

date: August 13, 2009

does it stay crunchy in milk, too?

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Score: 10
katbeta

"loooooove it"

date: August 6, 2009

radical color cancer has been reported lol.

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Score: 10
Shows42nite

"LOL"

date: August 3, 2009

Nice picture, blueberry Virgil and Strawberry Dante!

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Score: 10
Kanzer

"What the...?!"

by: Kanzer
date: August 3, 2009

BEST EVER.

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Score: 10
Tadashiini

"OMG YES"

date: July 29, 2009

Everything about this is awesome!

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Score: 10
Tarnal

"That would be insane!"

by: Tarnal
date: July 8, 2009

I wouldn't eat it though i hate shit that turns my milk different colors...

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Score: 10
chainsawmurderer53

"Really cool"

date: July 6, 2009

I notice it causes radical colonal cancer? lol

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Score: 10
Chronamut

"haha I love it!"

date: July 4, 2009

awesome stuff stamper - it made me lol :P

what did ytou make this in, flash then photoshop?

-shawn-

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Score: 9
sucho

"you are passionate about your breakfast cereals"

by: sucho
date: July 3, 2009

incredibly so. i really wished my mum let me have sugar cereals earlier so i could have enjoyed that shiznit. i read 'radical' colon cancer as 'radical' color cancer at first, and i was seriously disappointed that the disease doesn't exist. yet. i'd hurry up and patent the radical colon cancer while there's still time though.

money in the bank.

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Score: 10
Kaptain-Karmel

"Jawsome"

date: July 2, 2009

'Radical' Colon Cancer' XD. Sounds like something you'd hear from a 90's public service announcement.

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Score: 10
dylan99952

"sweet"

date: July 2, 2009

I love the little warning label in the corner

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Score: 10
Nanagotano

"LOLS"

date: July 2, 2009

HILARIOUS. I love it. :D

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Score: 10
RiceNinja93

"hahaha"

date: July 2, 2009

oh my prayers have been answered!

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Score: 9
GreeenMachine

"lol"

date: July 2, 2009

nice

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Score: 10
TheDoomsdayBox

"AHA... But"

date: July 2, 2009

IM HUNGRY NOW!!! awesome artwork dude :D

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