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4.43 / 5.00

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Author Comments

ooh this was an interesting commission lol. A nice lady requested herself and.... oh... me? BAD TASTE IN MEN. On a side note, I really hate drawing myself. I'm sick of seeing like on deviantART, people always draw themselves as super-attractive anime people for their profile pics so I try to avoid that, but I usually wind up drawing myself TOO unattractive which is why it looks like I'm dying of cancer in this pic. Cool.



Rated 0 / 5 stars

wat the fuck man, I thought we had somethin but you go and grope a groupie?! Not cool man, especially since you both have red hair so your child would come out as double the crime against nature.

SpeedoSausage responds:

it was an accident pedro she was all over me and u were bein distant and didnt ask me out to prom man dis is ur fault U NO WAT? WERE THROUHG im tearin down the photo of u from my locker and deletin ur phone number bye 4evr


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

While spitting in the punchbowl and lacing the finger sandwiches with silly string, Speedo was yet again attending(Sabotaging) another retarded, PTA funded event, Because school fucking sucks. it was then such a moment of pure random coincidence that his hot 4 doors down bombastic, cool, edgy, 18 year old . . . -ish model neighbor with the "supposed" shyness of a baby ostrich had spotted Speedo across the dance floor.
He panicked, discarding the evidence under the table whilst his heart profusely beating the shit out of his rib cage like mike tyson in a costco meatlocker. She walked towards him with strut in step then curled her arms around him like a nasty squid porno.
With his tender orphan like fingers crunched in palm; he bit his lower lip and tried his hardest to resist his totally non-gay monkey urges to the point of nearly spunking himself.
She drew closer and whispered into his ear...

"Is your sister single? She's hot..."

It was from then on that speedo had never felt a pain such as this in his life to where his labido had receded so far into his groin, he had achieved the legendary Reverse Boner.

He then later cured himself by fish hooking his dick out and jerkin it to a picture of zach


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SpeedoSausage responds:

Beautiful, heart-wrenching story from finish to end, 100/10 stars


Rated 5 / 5 stars

"Speedo and his prom date"

Fuckin' tell it how it is and stop throwing us in loops you god damn fucker!

Just kidding, I wuv u ~~~<3

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

How come every chick you draw has ab muscles like a 6-pack? Gross

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SpeedoSausage responds:

get bent l00zer


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yeah dem dA fags are really annoying..They know there ugly like the rest of us..

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