The tongue action puts this one over the top.
Given that you said you enjoy doing the pinups as a relaxing outlet of awesome art I hereby challenge you to make a sexy pinup of an English Bulldog faced woman. Only requirement is the face is Bulldogy, the rest can be as weirdly sexy as possible. I doubt this idea will see ink, but it would be hilarious and in the awkward boner territory, hence making it even more NG worthy.
Also interested in seeing what her tattoos would have been, your so hard on yourself as an artist with your self negative critiquing that I have to doubt they looked bad at all.