I like whiskey. People always told me I shouldn't drink in excess. That drinking in excess leads to depression and masturbation using your own tears as lubrication. And apparently smoking isn't too hot for you either.

Then I had a teacher in art school tell me I should never mix charcoal and graphite mediums.

Basically, this picture is a culmination of some of things I shouldn't do. This isn't me in the picture, but it's my picture so I'll do what I want.