So, this nerd's name is Vladmir D. Rezenov. He's a hacker cannibal. He eats people, and he hacks computers. He's not the kinda hacker that's like 8GFHA MKFHAIO FHVjkdhuafdaoiughraslk "I'm in." no. He does the actual hacking thing and gets very pissed off when people come out and bug him while he's trying to persuade someone into giving him their passwords via interwebz. He's got himself a short temper, and he's nearly 7 and a half feet tall. He knows the anatomy of a human better than most doctors, and often performs his own operations on those who need medical help, but don't have the cash for a legal doctor. Vlad bitches about literally everything. Wind is too cold, it's too hot, it's too sunny, it's too cloudy, there's not enough ice in my drink, there's too much ice.... I think he really just likes to complain and bitch about things.
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