Isn't the fat old man in red a bit strange? The guy enters a bunch of countries' air spaces, he gets in other people's homes without an invitation and he wants little children to sit on his lap... that's a little more than just a bit suspicious, the guy hasn't been caught yet and we don't know what he does the whole year, he must be getting money from drugs and weapons, he even has slaves and poor Rudolf and his buddies, animal cruelty and everything, this guy is a lord of the third world and he dares to judge you all year, you better behave or he'll do things to you, he'll put you in your place, you'll never go to sleep late and without leaving some damn good cookies for him. You'll look at red with fear and Coca-Cola will taste taste like pure regret and ruined lives.
Anyway, merry Christmas to you.