TRY TO HIT ME YOU BASTARDS by Paxilon on Newgrounds

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GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAH

I guess if you were to have a woman in a nanoweave-style powersuit she would have to have very small or nonexistent breasts. I was always thinking about this while playing Crysis--the men have relatively flat pectorals between them and the nanosuit, but with a lady the nanoweave wouldn't be able to contract in a straight line because of the outthrust breast. Movement would be hindered, and the wearer would be subjected to a good deal of crushing pain.
Sooo...every time she wanted to flip a jeep full of hapless Koreans she would risk extreme bruising and severe breathing problems. Gods, it would be like a modern-day version of the Victorian corset. Though instead of chase'dly kissing a handsome gentleman caller you would be crushing their throats and throwing them across the map.

AND WITH MEN THESE DAYS THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT PROPOSITION AMIRITE LADIES

Ha ha...yeah...I'm sure men these days are pigs... though I guess I wouldn't know

so lonely

so
lonely

Reviews

GreyProxy108

Rated 5 / 5 stars Mar 5, 2013

never played any of the crysis games, but i have to admit that although nanoweave power suit/armor is more efficient, i still prefer the warhammer 40k space marine variants.

Aedelred

Rated 5 / 5 stars Mar 4, 2013

Great art as always Paxilion although the foot looks different from what the guys in Crysis have (not being fanboy just pointing it out) buuut other than that i can see no problems awesome job

Paxilon responds:

Thanks! :,D
Yeah, I guess I started out with the Crysis mindset but then as I started drawing crazy...
I like boots with little toes, what can I say ;3