Last Thursday my friends and I were at a pool hall on dance night and it's usually pretty lame with really slutty, sluts, getting slutty on the dance floor, but this time was entirely different. There was a tall fat Asian man, all in white, wearing a Ferrari t-shirt dancing like his life depended on it. We stayed till midnight watching this guy and laughing our asses off. He was AWESOME, danced for about two hours straight, and stole other peoples' drinks when they weren't looking. I'm not a religious man but I pray to god I see him again.