This idea of heaven isn't meant to be a shallow shock value attention whore kind of thing. I was raised muslim, and from a very young age I was told heaven was full of virgins for me to have sex with, so I've always pictured heaven as a very perverted place. So before you get offended, THIS SATIRE IS JUSTIFIED.
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