I did this for my dad for his birthday, he's getting old, I bet he's seen sooooo much stuff throughout his life. My dads awesome, he could beat up your dad!
Had to do this real quick as I forced this tradition upon myself and would feel bad not doing one for my parents EVERY year. And I totally forgot when his birthday was so I farted this out, so it could do with some improvements, but that's the kind of person my dad raised I suppose. A lazy dick you leaves everything till the last minute! Good job dad, love you and happy 1056th birthday??
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