A Mexican man is kidnapped an tied up on a set of train tracks with black mambas by a gang of bumbling wannabe border patrolmen known as the "Guard-er Snakes". As salt in an open wound, they steal this mans special briefcase as compensation for their "hard work".

Little do they know they have unleashed the fury of the Snake Trainer. And with the help of his new black mambas and the locomotive meant to kill him, he's going to put the "die" in diamondbacks for the prejudice posse. Soon, their sidewinder antics will become... hiss-tory!

Dark comedy comic I hope to make soon.