chirp chirp!

Check out that Regal Rumbler, Jon Warbles! Wielding an extremely capable beak-blade and smoking the finest of half-leaf cigar he is quite the sight to see! Byyrds are a proud avian race who's mating rituals involve extremely dangerous missions assigned to the males by the crafty Byyrd females. Missions range from collecting dangerous bounties, to taking down tyrannical overlords!

So wish our friend Jon Warbles luck as he tackles his next task! He'll have his mating call blasting out those twin tweeters on his armor to make sure those gals back at mission control know who's worth a darn!

-jouste the drawbarian