Never piss off Emily the asexual vampire, or she will destroy your demonic golden banjo's strings in one downward thrust..

Okay so here's why I made this:
Basically me and my mates were hanging out; Me, Elizabeth, and Emily (Emily is Asexual, we'll get to that later) So we're hanging out, when one of Emily's friends (I use the word friend VERY loosely) sees us and starts trying to flirt with Emily straight away, and she reminds him she's Asexual, so he starts saying garbage like "so if you're neutral then why'd you dress so damn sexy? Surely you're just asking for attention?" After several more of these comments she says "Maybe I'm asexual so I don't get anywhere near such asshole headed people like you"

He leaves,
we're back at Emily's house, she looks VERY upset, so Elizabeth and I ask if she's alright or maybe angry, she says she's fine, it never bothers her really, so we decide to mess around and keep asking "are you angry?" in many different accents, and many different voices, until while tuning her banjo, snaps, and yells "I'm not ANGRY!" and manages to break one of her banjo strings..
..so that happened