Once upon a time, there lived a poor man named Donny. Donny was very sad, and he had not the ability to smile. Then one day, Donny stumbled upon a stoned dwarf who gave him all his dwarf-silver. Donny was now a rich man, and with the dwarf-silver he bought a beer keg which he had filled every half hour. Donny's frowning days were over and he lived happily until the end of his days when he died of alcohol poisoning.