Ghost is the personification of srs.
Ghost likes the censor-a-fy.
Ghost is made up of all the anger and flames and trolls and hate of the once-pure land call "The Interwebs", spat out into a ghostly incantation of a Lithuanian agent.
He works for the government and he answers to Satan. He learned all his tricks from Disney's Hades.
Do you see that bird he's looking at? The one pulling on his tie? You must be wondering what's on Ghost's mind. Well let me tell you. He's thinking about what's for lunch. Or was, rather. He's decided, after one look at that bird. Oh yes. It'll go nicely as a side dish next to his plate of AK-47 bullets, bitch.
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