Jesus Christ is our lord and savior glory to Jesus Christ the heavenly father and the holy spirit.
HE CAN WALK ON THE WATER!
TRANSFORM WATER TO WINE!
MULTIPLY FOOD!
TURN BLIND PEOPLE IN... NON-BLIND PEOPLE!
HE HAS THE STRENGH TO CARRY HEAVY OBJECTS! (LIKE A GIANT CROSS)
HE IS A UNDEAD KILLER SPECIALIST!
HE HAS THE AMAZING HEAVY METAL HAIR STYLE!
HE IS THE MOST FAMOUS HERO OF ALL TIME!!!
HE IS...
JESUS CHRISTIAN!!!!
Jesus Christ is our lord and savior glory to Jesus Christ the heavenly father and the holy spirit.
I like this, it is good, but.
This reminded me of a funny quote which I assume is true fact it went something like "Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land" Therefore Chuck Norris is better than Jesus because Chuck Norris is alive and unlike Jesus is not a lame fictional character from the lamest book ever written.
Amezing
I think Christianity is a pretty nice guy. Eh walks on watre and doesn't afraid of anything.
AMEM
Fail
Just Fail...
YOU'RE A GOD`S FAIL!
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