Miss Mabel the Pirate:
"Miss Mabel, Miss Mable,
she's willing and able
to hack and saw
or fix a jaw,
to drink and curse,
to swear in verse,
for crew-folk be kinsfolk
and this ship her ox yoke...
until the day she dies; she dies."
Miss Mabel the Dentist:
"Miss Mabel plucks the little teeth
so hardy pirates find relief.
Tie him down and hold his jaw
for Mabel's tools to drill his maw.
Scratch and grind and crack and pull
and now his mouth's no longer full."
The Amputation Song:
Miss Mabel simply can't derive
if by night you will survive.
So hope her saw be twice as thick
and pray her strokes be thrice as quick,
for as the other sailors say
'The shores be very far away.'"