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"try all you want; your feathers are futile - a smirks all you get."
"hmm....thot my pecs were bigger than that. how the hellm i gonn impress lady thing im starin down?"
"im an elf with horns... fuck off"
"whos blarggin idea was it to give me no peripheral vision?!... bats, scope it out fuh me"
"bob barker could spin my wheel any day (brrrzzzzzz brrzzzzzzzz--zzzzz-zzzzzzzz brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)