First, I fucked the cranberry sauce. Then I pulled out the turkey, and with sauce insulating my cock, I started fucking the christ out of it. It was so hot but the sauce made it feel warm, like a real pussy.
Once I started getting close I ripped off one of it's legs, and started fucking myself up the ass with it while the turkey rode me on top. I could feel the grease of the leg rubbing my prostate. I kept going and going until..
I had the biggest damn nut of my life. I swear I got a good 20 throbs out into this Turkey. I ain't about to let this shit go to waste, so I started eating the turkey.
I was shaking from that nut, and while eating I drop the damn thing and my 3 pitpulls come and eat it all up before I can even move, nut and all.
I spent all damn day preparing this shit. I was pissed, but then I remembered I still had the leg up my ass. I swear on my bitch that was the best post nut turkey leg I ever ate.