"girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to jupiter to get more stupider"

We've all heard this phrase, but do we actually understand what it means?

Why would girls need to go to college if they're so smart? Clearly they're at least somewhat stupid if they need to. You see, boys are so fucking smart that if they got any smarter, they'd become too powerful, beyond belief. That's why they go to Jupiter, or else they'd be consumed by their own, sheer mental strength.