"Look! What's that shiny silver can, falling from the sky?"
That's right, earthlings! It's Cosmic Cola, the out-of-this-world drink with flavors even spicier than moon cheese!
Super-nutrients from super-novas, giving lightyears worth of energy to get you in serious butt-whoopin' action!
So, keep reaching for the stars... and grab a can today!
"COSMIC COLA: It's so good, you'd believe it was from another galaxy!"
(Absolute Zero Calories)