Thief: welp what a great day.. lets start the day by using my "free candy" van for kids and *sniff* *sniff* OH GOD SPIDY
spider: Wassaup n***a
Thief: Spider wtf asshole why did you do that?
Spider: what did i do?
Thief: YOU SHIT IN MEH KITCHEN AGAIN U SHITTY BASTARD
Spider: ... that grammar tho
Thief: Shut up ok?
Spider: Nuu N***A
Thief: why not?
Spider: because i still having fun fucking your mom last night
*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* #Thug life
Thief: what a Douchbag
Spider: GG nub
*someone says Hi*
Thief: was that you?
Spider: Nu bitch
*someone says HI again*
Thief: *pulls out knife* YOU RACIST DOUCH I KNOW ITS YOU
Spider: *getting a little bit scared* No wait! dont kill me please
*someone says down here!*
*spider and thief looking*
HOLY SHIT!
Shit: Hi guys! it took you 10 min to notice me you Senpais c:
Spider and Theif: *GASP*

THE END
thanks for reading my shitty comics