"It is unclear that it is exactly the boson Higgs foresaw, which by bestowing mass on other matter helps explain the way the universe was ordered after the chaos of Big Bang."
Sure, sure. We can't understand why the Big Bang Theory violated most of the laws of thermodynamics. Maaaaan. It's almost like it's physically impos - no wait. How about we make a SECOND theory that makes us sound a little less dumb by postulating that at some point, the laws of physics did not apply!