Very nice

This was cool and it does have its very own style in artistic value not the pixel im use to from you but you still bring forward some nice use of color nice font and you make it entertaining so nice job one here, love all the creative style you have here.

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Nothing here its nice as is.

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Hello! Do you look like an ugly whore?

Why yes, I do!

Great! Then buy our hot, sweet and blonde coffee and in a matter of seconds, you'll feel like one too! Wait, I meant you'll feel like a hot and sweet blonde, not an ugly whore! Do-over, do-over!

I'm sure that's how it would have gone if the answer had been yes. That should be Starbucks's slogan. Drink our coffee and you too can feel like an ugly whore. I wonder if that would drive people away.

Thank you for using paint. I appreciate all the effort you put into this. I mean, paint is kind of known for being effortless, but inversely, it takes effort to make anything decent. I'd expect nothing less. Did you ever have a connection with a coffee house like this, or is this just some long-running joke?

For paint this is pretty damn good.

As for the thing itself it's kind of funny in an odd sort of way. Not sure why butt it just is

lol the coffee looks gross