It doesn't matter if you're black or white. If you're a male African rhinoceros, you may find yourself in that awkward situation where certain females just won't get into you no matter how hard you try. And your kind's poor eyesight won't exactly help you discern why.
Here's a pro hint: it's all in the lips, it's all in the lips...
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