On the girl.
eyelash whiskers, lipstick is over and under the mouth, arms perfectly straight like you used a ruler, boobs point out? wouldn/t hug her to save my life, Thunder thighs ahoy then the legs morth into twigs.
on the man
same eyelash whiskers, no pupil only dots, teeth are merged together, ear when bent looks like it would go straight into his mouth, no neck, ruler arms, elbows are pointy, and no finger nails.
lastly the water would bubble only WHILE dispencing.