Date Submitted

06/24/2009 | 08:30AM EST

Category & Size

Illustration | 660 x 795 px

Tags

girl | pearl

Current Score

4.16 / 5.00

217 votes | 8,261 views

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Pearls

Rated M
bizarrojoe_pearls
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Author's Comments

Another one of my not-so-old-but-not-upload ed-anyway pics.
Added eye highlight, redrew mouth (In this case simplier was undoubtly better.) and added an eyebrow.
Can't really think of anything interesting right now, maybe I add some pieces of information in the responses to the comments (If any.).
I really hope you like it.

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Average Score: 9.4 / 10

Score: 10
PunchOrBePunched

"Hips, Butt and Legs"

date: November 30, 2009

You could cut off the top part of her body and just the lower half would be a work of art. It's absolutely amazing what you do with such simple designs Joe. The best is with this gallery feature, I can now view alot of your work easily in one place.

December 1, 2009

Author's Response:

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My God, is that you...
Is that you for real...
Tell me I'm not dreaming, tell me you're for real, tell me you're back!!!

[NOTE: Although it may look exaggerated, BizarroJoe has his eyes wet at this moment. Believe it or not, but it's true.]

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Score: 9
deadrain137

"Good going!"

date: November 21, 2009

Keep it up!

November 25, 2009

Author's Response:

Arf, arf...
(I'll have to manage to post something this week or I'll get all down again...)

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Score: 9
billburn2

"lol pearl necklace"

date: September 24, 2009

I'm sure you've already heard someone make that joke by now.
On the serious side, I like it. I'm really really bad at explaining why I like the way something looks (or if it's music, how it sounds), so all I have for you is nine stars and "I like this"

September 24, 2009

Author's Response:

Joke...? Hmmm, yeah, let me guess... It's got something to do with jizz, hasn't it?
Anyway, it's always welcome when people try hard to express their feelings towards my work. Thank you, man.

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Score: 9
jninjacat

"Classy and Adorable"

date: September 2, 2009

I love the curviness of your girls legs and hips :3
And they're all tres cute, of course. ^^

September 3, 2009

Author's Response:

I'll try to keep doing my best when doing my petites filles...
Merci beaucoup!

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Score: 9
okonomi5soul

"Kim Kardashian?"

date: September 1, 2009

It looks like the Kim Kardashian Playboy shoot with the pearls... Good stuff...

September 1, 2009

Author's Response:

...Kim who..?
(Google search)
Aaaahh,haha; I see... It was a fucking coincidence! How funny!
Thank you very much, I love these similarity games!

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Score: 10
BananaBoi

"cool style"

date: August 30, 2009

I think your the only person so far that uses that kind of art style. so 3 thumbs up doodie

September 1, 2009

Author's Response:

There are more things in heaven and earth, BananaBoi,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
But then, anyway, thanks for the compliments.

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Score: 10
Ray80

"Nice"

by: Ray80
date: August 29, 2009

Again, I really like your drawings and yout art, very cute/naughty!

September 1, 2009

Author's Response:

You know what I like to read, don't you...? <3

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Score: 10
PicoFulp

"Very sexy, Very Cute."

date: August 22, 2009

I think that she'd really top off that look with a beauty mark . And I never thought pearls could be sexy but you proved me wrong.

August 22, 2009

Author's Response:

I'm using those in my latest sketches, so you'll see girls with spots eventually.
I see I'm not the only one who changed his opinion about pearls...

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Score: 8
Loserdude69

"Sha-wing"

date: August 21, 2009

id like to give her a pearl necklace ;p

August 21, 2009

Author's Response:

She would accept it without thinking twice... It seems she can't get enough of them.

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Score: 9
vicoria91

"sexy"

date: July 17, 2009

i really love your art. very naughty and cute :)

July 18, 2009

Author's Response:

That's two adjectives I'd always love to see describing these illustrations...
Thank you, THANK YOU so much...

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Score: 10
DragYouToHell

"Amazing"

date: July 11, 2009

I love your style what program do you use. Flash?

July 14, 2009

Author's Response:

I use CorelDRAW 12 for vectors. It's crap when it comes to exporting bitmap though.
Thank you for your kind words.

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Score: 10
nateshizzle

"BizzaroJoe is beast!!!"

date: July 11, 2009

I love all of your masterpieces but this is no doubt the best. Your style is what it makes it amazing. Keep up the good work!

July 14, 2009

Author's Response:

I'm not so hairy, let Kelsey Grammer keep that role...
Geez, you're flattering me... Thank you very much...

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Score: 10
killer989

"luv ut, hot"

date: July 9, 2009

i luv this the pear;s are great on it

July 9, 2009

Author's Response:

Yeah, it's funny that I really didn't like pearl necklaces until this picture...
I want to use them again in the future.

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Score: 9
sucho

"love the subtle glow"

by: sucho
date: July 6, 2009

i think this pic would have benefitted from having a larger string of pearls and no visible areolas. i think the fact that it IS more light-hearted than an A rating means it should follow suit with less details for a wider appeal. i mean, i could see your art being printed on all sorts of snazzy marketable items, so i would either go the whole hog on adult-rated nudity, or keep it more reserved so it could possibly be used more.

thats just my schtick. really it seems all so silly that people get tied up over pink circles. but lordy, they do.

yes.

July 6, 2009

Author's Response:

Yeah, I think my hand trembled for a minute, and kinda missed the shot here...
Maybe the best approach was to take the full-adult take... The alternatives were ginormous pearls or minusculous nipples... I'll take it more into thought next time.
This is the kind of comment I needed, thank you cartloads for it!

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Score: 9
Bruigi

"nice"

by: Bruigi
date: June 24, 2009

but wait shouldnt this be rated A?

June 24, 2009

Author's Response:

Too much for Mature but too light-hearted for Adult?
It's been hard to draw the line for this picture in particular...
I graded the contents and let the server do the rest, but I really thought very hard about this one...
Is this level of nudity excessive for M? Please let me know. I'll change it if the people suggest me so.
I was really concerned about this topic, honestly...

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Score: 10
LegolaSS

"another wonderfull addition..."

date: June 24, 2009

Love this one to bits... the simple NG grey background really makes it look cool and the simple lighting behind it just brings it up a touch... loving the shading on the pearls and lips, it justs shows how little amounts of colour can give it a huge amount of depth... not quiet sure on the necklass... doesnt seem to fall in the right place nor fit in (seen as they are all the same size... most likey copied and pasted) apart from some at the bottom which seem to have been squished and are now fatter... still loving the curves on the hair and body... wouldnt want to say anything that would make you change this truely iconic style of yours... 10/10 this time :3

June 24, 2009

Author's Response:

Hmm... The necklace beads are, indeed, copied and pasted because obviously the perspective won't change their actual dimensions... And that's why I found so strange that the beads at the lower end seem distorted,,they're only put one in front of each other... It looked fine in the vector file, maybe something wrong happened when exporting...
I've also noticed a really lighter square surrounding the image, I'll see if that can be edited (and watch out for not happening again in the future... although I was aware and careful this time, next time I'll crop one or two pixels for getting sure.)
Thank you for your comments, You've been really helpful!

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