Author
BizarroJoe
Date Submitted
07/07/2009 | 12:36PM EST
Category & Size
Illustration | 650 x 950 px
Tags
Current Score
2.75 / 5.00
353 votes | 19,008 views
Author's Comments
I've had this one for quite a while (I did it after my infamous wallpaper.) and I never felt it was really "finished"... But I had more than enough with this one, so I fixed it a bit and uploaded it here.
Now that I think of it... People often use art sites as online portfolios to showcase their work to possible clients, don't they...?
Say... WHAT KIND OF DEMENTED PERVERT ARE THEY GOING TO THINK I AM?!?
...
Anyway, I hope you like it.
The People Have Spoken
Average Score: 8.6 / 10
An maybe then, she'd drip a little more, if you know what I mean! :3
Lovely art!
Author's Response:
You may need a bucket.
If you know what I mean... ;]
Thank you!
Everything about your art is weird, but I love it, so. :)
Author's Response:
Hahaha, now I'm a weirdo!
This reminds me of my ex girl friend, Barberra. Thanks for bringin back the memory. Oyes this also reminds me of meatspin.com. check it out get some ideas.
Author's Response:
Oh, it was nothing, man. I didn't expected bringing back memories of girlfriends past with this image...
It wouldn't hurt to be more specific next time, though. People's gonna think funny things about you...
Oh, after Tricky the clown, that meatspin's nothing. But nice touch putting Flo'Rida.
Youre way in drawing the female amazes me, its bizarre and perfect at the same time. Ive never seen anything like it before.
Author's Response:
He's TheRealShadman; it's him, TheRealShadman!
Any other Shadman will be a common madman.
So, will TheRealShadman
Kick your a$$?
Kick your a$$?
Kick your a$$?
...
Damn, I love your art. Thank you for the visit and the kind words.
I think your work should be posted in adult stores all over the world!!!
Author's Response:
Whoa, thank you!!!
I've got a keychain with that. The pixel Luigi, I mean.
Kind of...disturbing...
Author's Response:
Can you point what is exactly disturbing you in this dummy?
it's beautifull art with a slite twist from the usual,astounding if i say so my self.
Author's Response:
Why, thank you!
THAT COCK IS A SPY!!!11!1!1!
Author's Response:
I'm not understanding ANYTHING.
I mean, the comments are starting to get plain WEIRD.
Still, I suppose you liked it... for the score of 10...
...Thanks anyway.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU GOT ME! YOU BASTARD!
Author's Response:
But... Got you? WHA?
How can somebody who claims to live in "Prickland" get scandalised by this pic?
You should be used to see those all the time!
Now, seriously: This image's NOT a trap. period.
ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!
Author's Response:
Correction to Admiral Ackbar:
It's not just a trap, it's a BOOBY trap.
Anyway, I like the thumbnails to tease rather to show, but I think it's quite clear what you'll find if you click this image's thumbnail, isn't it?
Don't Know why, But I like it. Nice Coloring.
Author's Response:
Look in the deepest corners of your heart. You'll find the answer there. Or maybe just some random dirt...
Thanks a lot for your kind words!
even if this offended me ( it doesn't) i would still think that this was the cutest thing ever!
Author's Response:
Gosh, Beauty, it's really nice from you to take a rest from fightning the evil Daisy Empire to adress me such kind words...
MAJIDE?!?!
i hate the chicks w/ dicks stuff, the rest was fabulous
Author's Response:
It's a pity because I'm afraid that's going to be a recurring topic in my gallery...
But it seems that you liked the picture anyway, so, thank you for the compliment!
THAT IS SO.... (finding the right words)... EXPLODINGLY CUTE!
That is the single cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life! 10/10, 5/5, and favorited.
Thank you, and goodnight.
:3 :D :3 :D
Author's Response:
Hahaha...! Gosh, thank you so much...! (*^v^*)
I'm trying to get another illustration finished for tomorrow. I hope you also like it.
;D
what program do you use for your drawings?
p.s. good drawing
Author's Response:
Paper an pencil for a draft, CorelDRAW 12 for the vectors and PhotoShop 7 for exporting to bitmap properly (It's Corel still being so crappy when exporting to bitmap, people?)
LMFAO this shit funy made me laugh hard
Author's Response:
Better than make you cry...
what's wrong with her? 4/10
Author's Response:
Captain-Ben said nothing was wrong with her.
and your comment "See? Everything comes eventually." looks like shehe is planning on it lol
Author's Response:
No pun intended!
this sir, is officially my favorite piece on the sart pirtal so far
Author's Response:
I really feel honored, thank you very much!
On a side note, I should inform you that I live near the most probable location of the sunken R'lyeh.
OH YEAH U DUH MAN U DUH MAN excelent, keep up the great work, i luv u stuff
Author's Response:
See? Everything comes eventually.
Good as always!
Author's Response:
I'll try my best to keep the standard as high as I can.
I don't see what's wrong with her
Author's Response:
If my captain says it's nothing wrong, then, so is it!
If I may excused, back to my duties then, sir.
Excelente como siempre Joe. Muy bueno
Author's Response:
That username... Sounds so familiar...
(checks userpage)
¡AAAHH! ¡SIIIIÃ! ¡Tú hiciste uno de los que hizo los NG MiniPosters que abrieron el hilo de Pox! Jo, el tuyo me gustó mucho, tenÃ-a un diseño muy bueno...
Espero seguir viendo más cosas tuyas por aquÃ-.
(¿Te atreverÃ-as con un Lewd Cathouse Banner...?)
I really like this...what ever you do is awesome...keep up the good work!!!
Author's Response:
Thanks a lot, every little piece of feedback I can get is valuable.
Specially when the subject is controversial... (Or so it seems...)
