Date Submitted

08/28/2009 | 11:21AM EST

Category & Size

Illustration | 1920 x 1200 px

Tags

coffee | girl | wallpaper | wps

Current Score

3.50 / 5.00

224 votes | 13,400 views

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I'm gonna cut myself.

What a pupu platter.

Try harder, almost there!

Hey this is alright!

That's some hot wasabi!

Saranghamnida!

Caffeine

Rated A
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Author's Comments

I remember it was last year, while in my job as DVD-store clerk.
One evening, one of my companions, said: "Not many people right now, so it's time for some coffee. Do you fancy a cup?"
Being still new, I couldn't lose a chance to get on well with my mates, so I answered yes.
She smiled and said: "Which do you like? Latte, moccha, machiatto..."
"Black." I replied, "Black coffee."
"Coming in a minute! Keep the fort safe while I'm going to the cafe to fetch them."
Each time I got the chance, I still drink a cup of black coffee for the good times.

Yes, this is a fanart.

P.S: The youth who discovered the presence of these microscopic beings that lend coffee its flavour claims to work as an octopus for the jewish media. Why such an ethnic group are in need of those cephalopoda remains as an utter mystery to me...

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Average Score: 9.5 / 10

Score: 10
brotdw

"I see you have a GREEN thumb!!!"

by: brotdw
date: November 23, 2009

I wonder if she tastes like watermelon?!?!

November 24, 2009

Author's Response:

What...? (Browsing Wordreference.com) Ahh, yeeah... Haha..!
Actually, you can taste her by yourself. Get yourself a good cup of hot coffe and give it a sip. You tell me.

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Score: 10
oColt

"Where be them scouters?"

by: oColt
date: November 6, 2009

Hmm?

November 20, 2009

Author's Response:

It's not the scouters' fault, the only one to blame is me.

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Score: 10
ricm401

"Nice"

date: September 27, 2009

You have an odd style but i enjoy it. Very nice overall and i hope to see more of your work.

November 20, 2009

Author's Response:

Yeah, you could say I'm an oddball. :D
Thank you for the comment.

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Score: 10
pyro-solus

"Hey let's plant her!"

date: September 7, 2009

i like black coffee it's good. my music teacher drinks scotish coffee it just alcohol with a wee bit of coffee! i wondering BizzarroJoe what will you draw if you drank a couple of cup of scotish coffee?

September 12, 2009

Author's Response:

I don't know, I tend to get dead serious when I drink a bit.
I fool around enough when I'm sober...

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Score: 10
jarinatorman

"im sp freken lost"

date: September 7, 2009

i was doing quite good until i read the description... it looks nice so you get a 10 but wtf

September 12, 2009

Author's Response:

Well, I think there are enough clues in here... Maybe reading people's comments can help you solve the mystery.

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Score: 10
MattyMayhem

"Eh"

date: September 1, 2009

I wish there was a BizarroJosephine to draw guys with small dicks and huge asses <3

September 2, 2009

Author's Response:

My males have narrow hips in opposition to their wide shoulders...
I'll post some sexy(I hope...) stud sooner or later, that's bound to happen.
Until that, have some patience...

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Score: 10
TheRealShadman

"Bizarre and Twisted"

date: September 1, 2009

Just the way I like it, havent expected less from you. This must be the first caffeine fan art Ive ever seen. I like how you used the flower as a thumbnail, made me think you made something for kids for a change ;)

September 2, 2009

Author's Response:

One day I'll make something for the little fellas.
Your comments are always welcome. I'm also really happy to see you've posted new artwork! People, check it now!

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Score: 8
Hokama

"O.o"

by: Hokama
date: August 31, 2009

this just mentally scares me. but its good as a piece of art

September 1, 2009

Author's Response:

If this is art or not, neither of we two can't say...
Leeee-goooo-laSSSSSS...!!! Are you out thereee...? Is this art, or nooot...!?
...
Seems I'm quite jolly, today...

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Score: 7
PrinceFlea

"Blak Koffi"

date: August 31, 2009

Possibly one of the best animations to be seen on newgrounds.com with originality in his work. I remember seeing that amoeba in that scene I did not think it was possible to make attractive like you did.

September 1, 2009

Author's Response:

She was already attractive!
...
Greetings, Dr. Hell. It's been a long time.

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Score: 10
homemacai

"Very good"

date: August 31, 2009

Blek Coffe sure is a great movie! and so as this art! good work ...you should do the newspapaer guy in this style..would look great!

September 1, 2009

Author's Response:

And then, draw the coffe shop owner, and then the dog, after that the strolling chick and Waldo...
Are you suggesting me to redraw ALL the animation?!?
People complaints about George Lucas... HAH!
...
Anyway, thank you very much for the comment!

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Score: 10
BobDoleEatsChickens

"nice"

date: August 29, 2009

love your art
keep it up

August 29, 2009

Author's Response:

This one began with a score of 1'20 in the first three votes...
Sure things can change a lot.
I'm really happy to see there are people liking it, 'cause this one was important to me, it's my little homage to one of my favourite animators in the 'grounds...
Thanks!

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