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3.61 / 5.00

Aug 28, 2009 | 11:21 AM EDT
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I remember it was last year, while in my job as DVD-store clerk.
One evening, one of my companions, said: "Not many people right now, so it's time for some coffee. Do you fancy a cup?"
Being still new, I couldn't lose a chance to get on well with my mates, so I answered yes.
She smiled and said: "Which do you like? Latte, moccha, machiatto..."
"Black." I replied, "Black coffee."
"Coming in a minute! Keep the fort safe while I'm going to the cafe to fetch them."
Each time I got the chance, I still drink a cup of black coffee for the good times.

Yes, this is a fanart.

P.S: The youth who discovered the presence of these microscopic beings that lend coffee its flavour claims to work as an octopus for the jewish media. Why such an ethnic group are in need of those cephalopoda remains as an utter mystery to me...



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Black coffee, indeed!

My favorite as well. Sometimes I'll add some milk if my stomach is acting up from too much acidity, but if I can help it... I usually prefer my coffee with nothing in it. Been that way since I started drinking the stuff at the age of eight! Anyways, coffee talk asides... this little creature you've drawn is delightful. I love how the limbs are replaced with squirming little tentacles!

BizarroJoe responds:

As I rarely have the chance of chilling out in a café, every time I drink a cup of black coffee feels special... Yet, I drink latte every night before going to bed. It has been like that to me since I was a small child also...

Please check the animation this adorable creature came of! As you will see, the flagellae were originally more hairlike, but I had this image of this microscopic being waving them to swim in that liquid environment...

Last Fun Fact! My reaction to the initial bad response of this pic:
"It's the pubes, isn't it? I knew people would get disturbed by the pubes."


Rated 5 / 5 stars

What the hell is that thing? I like it.

Its sexy. LOL! Nice work, man.

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BizarroJoe responds:

Check out the animations of w-p-s


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I see you have a GREEN thumb!!!

I wonder if she tastes like watermelon?!?!

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BizarroJoe responds:

What...? (Browsing Ahh, yeeah... Haha..!
Actually, you can taste her by yourself. Get yourself a good cup of hot coffe and give it a sip. You tell me.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Where be them scouters?


BizarroJoe responds:

It's not the scouters' fault, the only one to blame is me.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


You have an odd style but i enjoy it. Very nice overall and i hope to see more of your work.

BizarroJoe responds:

Yeah, you could say I'm an oddball. :D
Thank you for the comment.