So last night my friend called my boyfriend and I on the phone and she was at Best Buy with a couple of my other friends. So, we decide to go there since we have nothing better to do. My one friend is picking out phones and everyone else is just standing around. I see all these balloons from a promotion just hovering around. The employees start taking them down and I really want a balloon, but I don't want the staff to think i'm mentally retarded or something since the only other people asking for balloons are children. My friend, the one who's picking out phones, is an ex-employee of Best Buy and calls one of the guys holding a bunch of balloons over. I ask for a balloon and he gives me two. Then I ask another employee for a permanent marker. I then proceed to draw a dick on it. I always draw pretty amazing penises. Veins, pubic hair, the works. Everyone is impressed and is laughing at my creation and I tie it to my wrist with pride.
Then, we leave the store and my boyfriend has this idea that I should make the balloons hover out of the sun roof of the car while we drive and then hold the strings inside.
We close the sun roof and we start to drive. The balloons are wacking against each other violently. The balloons were moving around so much that the string ripped and my balloons went floating behind us.
Now I'm wondering what will happen to the dick balloon. I'm wondering who will find the balloon somewhere, stare at it for a while and say,
"Is that a fucking dick?"