WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? WHEN YOU HEAR STORIES OF A MAN SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYING A RAIDER CAMP, WITH A GLINT IN HIS EYE AND A PIPBOY ON HIS WRIST, THE MANLY FIRE OF HIS SOUL BURNING BRIGHTLY THROUGH HIS POWER ARMOR, THEY'RE TALKIN ABOUT ME! THE MIGHTY VAULT DWELLER!

I was bored sooooo....yeah