This is a fake comic book cover. It's not happening.

Vistra Neverrubble was a dwarf rogue I used to play in a game of D&D. She's riding some kind of D&D golem, but naw, it's a robot, we all know it's a robot. The DM didn't think of a way to prevent us from capturing and riding it, so we were met with some hasty deus ex machina on that adventure.

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